Have you ever had anything pinched? What did you do about it?

Think of a time when you were totally gobsmacked.

Is it mostly blokes or birds in your office?

When was the last time you made a pig of yourself?

Think of one job and one leisure activity that you wouldn't do for all the tea in China?

How would your life be different if you were on the breadline?

Think of a time when you were going to something but got cold feet at the last moment.

Make suitable responses:

Cheers, mate.

Cor, look at that bird over there!

Get your paws off my bikkies!

Who's nicked my paper?

Are you pulling my leg?