I got a kick in the shin when I was playing rugby last week. It's really painful and there's a big bruise.
What should I do, doctor?

I've been sick every morning for the last  week, I always feel tired and I keep wanting to eat
ice-cream with tomato ketchup.
What should I do, doctor?

My nose is streaming and my eyes are itchy. It's always worse in the spring.
What should I do, doctor?

I've got a splitting headache, I've thrown up twice and I can't find my wallet - I think I left it in the bar.

My nose is blocked up, I feel shivery and I have a fever.
What should I do, doctor?

I went hiking at the weekend. Now my left knee is swollen and quite stiff. I limp when I walk.
What should I do, doctor?

I twisted my ankle getting off the bus this morning. It's swollen up and very painful.
What should I do, doctor?

I was bitten by a centipede in bed last night. It must have got in though the window.
There's a red mark on my foot where it bit me. It's very painful.
What should I do, doctor?

My heart is beating strangely, I always feel tired but I don't sleep well. 
I'm sure I'm going to die! Help me, doctor!

I cut my finger when I was cooking. Now it's red and swollen and very painful.
What should I do, doctor?

I went swimming at the weekend. Now my ear feels funny and I can't hear very well.