You’re such a slob! You didn’t do the washing up last night….again!
Alright, alright! So I forgot the washing up. So what?  Anyway, I did clean the shower.
Oh wow. Big deal. You cleaned the shower. That must have taken you ages.
It did take quite a long time actually. Anyway, what about you?  You left your dirty plates on the dining table this morning.

I didn’t leave my plates on the dining table. 
Yes you did. I had to put them in the kitchen.
Well, maybe I did, just this once. But you’ll have to admit that I do do far more housework than you.
Rubbish! I’m the one who does most of the housework.
Oh do give over. You can’t accept criticism, that’s your problem.
I can accept criticism, it’s just that your criticism is so unfair.
It’s not unfair, it’s perfectly justified and you know it!
Give me a break!

You’re such a slob! You didn’t do the washing up last night….again!
Alright, alright! So I forgot the washing up. So what?  Anyway, I did clean the shower.
Oh wow! Big deal. You cleaned the shower. That must have taken you ages.
It did take quite a long time actually. Anyway, what about you?  You left your dirty plates on the dining table this morning.

I didn’t leave my plates on the dining table. 
Yes you did. I had to put them in the kitchen.
Well, maybe I did, just this once. But you’ll have to admit that I do do far more housework than you.
Rubbish! I’m the one who does most of the housework.
Oh do give over. You can’t accept criticism, that’s your problem.
I can accept criticism, it’s just that your criticism is so unfair.
It’s not unfair, it’s perfectly justified and you know it!
Give me a break!